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Everyone has personal stories. Repeated ad nauseum. The funny, sad, shocking and often bizarre moments that make life..at the very least…entertaining.

These are my great moments.

Tales growing up an only child in central New Jersey and surviving twelve years of Catholic school all because I told a table full of clergy to stop busting my balls. Little moments with family and friends and a cat that is still a little bitter because I pissed on him by accident. From getting forbidden tattoos, to backing up my parents sewer system by flushing a condom down a toilet, the stories on this blog are my personal tales that I felt I should share with the world.

The best part is that there are more crazy stories on the horizon. With a wife and a baby on the way, there are many more great moments to come, which is good, because I’m running out of material.

On a professional note, I work here, here, here, I’ve been printed in Penthouse and wrote this book. Shortest. Resume. Ever.

Please look around, comment and share with only one person. I don’t want this shit blowing up.

God Speed,

Chris

Here is what other people (that I’ve paid good money) are saying about me….

“Chris is extremely professional, always on time with work, and willing to go the extra mile on any assignment. He’s a pleasure to work with.” - James Bassil, Editor-in-Chief, Askmen.com

“When I read Chris’s work, I become envious of both him and his talent. Then I remember that’s silly, because I’m a better writer than Chris.” - Brian Spaeth, author/screenwriter/actor