I couldn’t stop staring. It looked as if he spent the morning shoving a toupee down his ear canal, but alas, some just wouldn’t fit. He wasn’t and old man so this wasn’t a scenario of the geriatric and half-blind gent just missing a couple sprouts of ear growth.
I wanted to suggest he get it braided on his next vacation in the islands. Beads of many colors hanging down like earrings in the wrong spot.
“Ear hair says a lot about a guy,” admits a female friend, “because if he’s willing to let it grow long enough for the world to see, what other parts of his body is he avoiding?”