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I’m Working From Home Today To Catch Up On My Masturbating

I just wanted to be really above the board on this, so I’m covering all my bases here. I’ve been *strongly* advised against sharing these emails by my lawyer, but try as I may, I cannot see the issue here. Let me know in the comments section if I’m missing something:

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