Chris Illuminati is an author, feature writer, recovering a**hole, former stand-up comedian and podcaster and a father.
OK, enough third-person stuff.
I’m the author of five books and my writing has appeared on a variety of sources and in front of millions of eyeballs, including, Rolling Stone, The Manual, Fatherly, AskMen, Men’s Health, Cosmo, and Maxim.
Here’s a small collection of my feature writing over the years.
If you’re looking for my recent work, head over to my Substack.
I’m the creator of the parenting website Message With a Bottle, where I write jokes about my life as a single dad on Post-It Notes. I have over a half a million followers across all social platforms, my videos have millions of views (for some reason), and my parenting notes were turned into a monthly desk calendar, a line of Post-It notes made by 3M, and ended up a segment of Good Morning America without me.
And that about sums me up.
Oh, one last thing…
Yes, it’s my real last name.
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