Work With Me

Thanks for checking out this section of the website.

To learn a little bit more about me, go check out the About Me section. It will provide more than you probably really want to know. If you really want to do a deep dive into my professional career, or you’re interested in discussing a writing project, check out my professional resume.

But enough about me, let’s talk about you. Well, we can’t actually talk about you because this is a website and it would be an incredibly one-sided discussion.


If you’re interested in hiring me for any type of writing services, shoot me an email and let’s talk.

My areas of expertise include: 

  • Copywriting
  • Feature writing
  • Writing for social media
  • Speech writing
  • Ghostwriting


If you’re interested in working with me on your own personal development, you’ve come to the right place. Let me guess as to why you’ve clicked on this section of my website.

  • You’ve tried and failed numerous times to stick to a workout plan.
  • You’ve tried and failed numerous times to get more done in a day.
  • You’ve tried and failed numerous times to get a passion project off the ground.
  • You suck at time management.
  • You suck at saying no to people.
  • You suck at everything.

Well, first off, you don’t suck at everything. (Side note – if we work together, we’re going to work on that self-esteem too.)

Second, I can help with all of these issues. Why? At different times in my life, I’ve sucked at all of the above but for the last ten years, I’ve been fine-tuning ways to make myself more efficient. In other words, I get more shit done every day.

Since 2010, I’ve successfully

  • Written five books
  • Launched two podcasts
  • Grew my social media audience to over 300K followers
  • Ran a half-marathon
  • Logged in over 2,700 miles running miles in three years, trained in Muay Thai and boxing, and generally just avoided dad bod and becoming a lazy, fat bastard.

And I did all this while co-parenting two kids and maintaining a social life outside of work.

I’ve coached numerous people over the years – just for fun – and now it’s time to pass all this knowledge onto as many clients as possible.

Most importantly, I can help you. If you’re trying to improve any of these areas of your life, I’m the guy that can help.


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Ready to take the next step and find out if I’m the right fit for you?

If you’re interested in working together, drop me an email at chrisilluminati [@] to set up a free 10-minute phone or Zoom call with me. If you’re just looking to get coaching options and rates, consult this sheet.

If you’re not quite sure you’re ready to make the commitment, sign up for my newsletter and get some of the knowledge and advice completely free.

Thanks for reading and I hope to hear from you soon.



EMAIL: chrisilluminati [@]
LINKEDIN: @chrisilluminati
TWITTER: @chrisilluminati
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