Chris Illuminati has written for AskMen, Details, Men’s Health, Cosmo, Nerve, Maxim and Penthouse and he’s written five books.

Some of his recent work includes the bizarre story of a high school friend who now works as a Zach Galifianakis impersonator on the streets of Las Vegas and the true story behind the characters in Dazed and Confused.

He’s currently a Senior Editor with BroBible.com.


Check out Chris’s author page on BroBible for all his articles but here are a few of the most popular. 

19 Things Only People With Adult ADHD Will Understand

I Went 30 Days Without Masturbating — Here’s My Story

11 Pieces of Sports Movie Memorabilia Any Guy Would Kill To Own

6 Sure Signs You’ll Be an Awful Father

12 Asshole Moves You Can Only Get Away With in College


Benching a baseball player for lack of hustle is absolutely pointless

5 ways to network that won’t make you feel like a scumbag

3 sneaky but acceptable ways to get someone to say ‘yes’

4 important things to remember if your life sucks

I watched a guy get a hand job on a crowded street today


A Stay-At-Home Dad’s Survival Guide


Check out all of Chris’ articles on Ask Men but here are a few of the most popular. 

If Prince William Doesn’t Have to Wear a Wedding Ring, Why Should I?

The Most Influential Men of 2013

How To Survive a Job You Hate 

Top 10: Perverted Behaviors To Stop

Top 10: Scary Girlfriend Behaviors

The Argument Against Yoga

When Dads Get Depressed Who Says Postpartum Is Just for Women?


The Crazy But Real Life Stories of the Characters From Dazed and Confused

The 25th Anniversary of Die Hard: How John McClane Changed Action Movies (and Us) Forever


Before You Were Born: The Real Jersey Shore


Leveling the Playing Field

Batters Up

Playing the Age Card


The Miserable Nurse in the Happy-Faced Scrubs


Top 10 Things He Doesn’t Want to Hear About Your Ex


You’re Not the First

Effeminate Lumberjacks and Stuffed Turtles

It Takes More Than a Shirt

From Slim Goodbody to the Fresh Beats


Asylum Writer Tackles the McDonald’s ‘Mc10:35′

How Writing Like an A**hole Gets You a Facebook Fan Group

Get Dumped? Then Donate Your Ex’s Old Junk to Goodwill

How to Get Better Customer Service by Being an A**hole

NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star 

Challenging My Masculinity — One Writer Dares to Ignore the Maxims of Manhood

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