Chris Illuminati is an author, a blogger, former stand-up comedian and a father.
OK, enough third person stuff.
I’ve published several books, including Assholeology: The Science of Getting Your Way And Getting Away With It (2010) with two co-authors; Assholeology: The Cheat Sheet (2011); and Thank You for Not Laughing (2012).
The former works are guidebooks and a field guide on the art of being, well, an asshole, and the latter is a collection of notes from my personal journals.
My most recent book — The New Dad Dictionary: Everything He Really Needs to Know – from A to Z — was released in April 2015.
My work has appeared in a variety of sources and in front of millions of eyeballs, among them Rolling Stone, Fatherly, AskMen, Men’s Health, Cosmo, Maxim, BroBible, Huffington Post, The Good Man Project and Penthouse.
I’m also the creator of the parenting website A Message With a Bottle where I write jokes about parenting on sticky notes. Those notes ended up “Good Morning America” without me.
I’m the former editor of a men’s lifestyle site. I’ve done stand-up comic at places like Gotham Comedy Club, The Stand, and New York Comedy Club.
One of my tweets was christened as one of the funniest jokes of 2013 by The New York Post.
And that’s really it.
Oh, one more thing…
Yes, it’s my real last name.
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