To: The makers of STAYZ HARD performance enhancement pills
From: Leon
I’m writing to you today to voice my displeasure with your product and to share my story.
I only intended to pay for a pack of gum and a bottle of water at the convenience store near my house and this row of pills grabs my attention. The neon STAYZ HARD is impossible to ignore, so even though I’m not normally much of an impulse shopper, I grab a packet of pills and toss them next to the water bottle.
Chris Illuminati 
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